If you watch Homeland then read no further because I am about to spoil your life. Dramatic? No.
Brody (after doing everything that was asked of him to be a marine again) is killed in Iran by public hanging while his baby mama (Carri, of course) watches behind a chain link fence. At first, I didn't believe it. I kept hitting Jay and screaming "What are we going to do?! Someone help him!!" But since Jay is pretty level headed and objective and knew it wasn't our real life...he just sat idly by. Jay actually texted me on Monday and Tuesday and just said, "Brody is dead." Some life partner I've chosen....
Devstation nation (cue the titanic theme song). I know, I know...it's my fault for falling in love with a disturbed terrorist but really, what choice did I have? America. You. Should. Be. Ashamed.
Oh thank goodness! I just woke up and realized that Homeland is just a show on Showtime and this entire post has been jibberish (maybe I'll believe that one day...)!
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